
A trail of Reeseโs Pieces. The decapitation of a giant snake. The noble face of Mr. Spock, his skin peeling off like bark from a tree. Police cars that hover above the streets. Skeletons in a swimming pool. Blood in a petri dish, which squeaks and leaps if you touch it with a hot wire. One guy who is sent into virtual existence by the zap of a laser. Another guy who eats dog food from a can. These foolish things remind me of 1982.
Other people, with higher minds, will recall the hefty happenings of that year. Israel invaded Lebanon. Argentina invaded the Falkland Islands. Yuri Andropov succeeded Leonid Brezhnev as the General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union. One barrel of laughs after another. Unaccountably, events of such magnitude hold no appeal for the author Chris Nashawaty, despite the fact that his new book, โThe Future Was Nowโ (Flatiron), is devoted to 1982. He doesnโt even mention that the Man of the Year, as decreed by Time, was โThe Computer,โ although that shift of emphasis is germane to his task. His focus is on moviesโspecifically, on eight movies that came out in the summer of 1982, and the stuff of which they were made. And what stuff it was! The โfive-gallon buckets of K-Y jellyโ that were, Nashawaty informs us, required to lubricate the special effects in John Carpenterโs โThe Thing.โ Or the pink silk pants that were sported by the actor Rutger Hauer, together with โa fox fur draped over his shoulder,โ when he went to meet Ridley Scott, the director of โBlade Runner.โ History isnโt all power grabs. It can be a bundle of details that you stroke.
โBlade Runnerโ and โThe Thing,โ both of which came out on June 25, 1982, tripped and stumbled at the box office, yet they are two of the more enduring films in Nashawatyโs octet. The others are โConan the Barbarian,โ directed by John Milius, co-written by Milius and Oliver Stone, and bestridden by Arnold Schwarzenegger; Steven Lisbergerโs โTron,โ which laid down a glowing path for Disney; George Millerโs โThe Road Warrior,โ otherwise known as โMad Max 2โ; Nicholas Meyerโs โStar Trek II: The Wrath of Khan,โ the mission of which was to redeem the low-energy impact of the first โStar Trekโ movie; โPoltergeist,โ notionally directed by Tobe Hooper, although the hand of Steven Spielberg, credited as a producer and a co-writer, was firmly discernible on the tiller; and a nice little flick called โE.T. The Extra-Terrestrial,โ which raked in almost eight hundred million dollars around the planet. That was directed by Spielberg, in a big way.
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So, what is it with this fateful eight? Well, Nashawaty has a solemn case to make. He writes:
That is quite a claim. Nashawaty is by no means sure that he likes the resultโโwhat should have been a new golden age of sci-fi and fantasy cinema became a pop-culture beast that would devour itself to death and infantilize its audienceโโbut he proposes that, for most of us, going to the cinema is now โone endless summer,โ which is much less sunny than it sounds. Like it or not, we live in a Conanistic world.
Whether or not you buy into this notion of 1982 as a red-letter year, itโs worth asking when the redness first began to dawn. Does Nashawaty, in his soothsaying capacity, even have the right decade? Note the elaborate tribute that he pays not only to Spielbergโs โJawsโ and George Lucasโs โStar Warsโโthe first released in May, 1975, the second in June, 1977โbut also to another summer hit, Scottโs โAlien,โ from 1979, which seemed like a suppurating antidote to the antisepsis of โStar Wars.โ (I still donโt comprehend how you can love both of those movies equally. You make your choice, and you stick to it.) Clamp the three together, top them with โRaiders of the Lost Arkโ (1981), which bore the imprint of Lucas and Spielberg, and there, I suggest, you have the precursor of 1982, and a more compelling template for so much that has blazed and crawled across our screens ever since.
Viewed from that perspective, what the filmmakers were doing, when they created the eight works that are covered in โThe Future Was Now,โ was not crunching through barriers or setting fresh trends. They were cashing in. This is not a lowly skill, or an easy one; indeed, in some respects, it is the raison dโรชtre of the movie trade. But letโs not pretend that Hooper, Lisberger, Meyer, and the rest of the guys were a movement, conjoined by a common iconoclastic purpose. The club of 1982 has nothing on the gang of a decade earlier, or more: Martin Scorsese, Paul Schrader, Warren Beatty, Bob Rafelson, Peter Bogdanovich, and the others cited by Peter Biskind in his headlong study of the period, โEasy Riders, Raging Bulls.โ Similarly, I doubt that the director of โTronโ reached out to the director of โThe Wrath of Khanโ in the way that, say, Monet reached out to Pissarro in April, 1873, explaining that โeveryone finds this good, only Manet is against.โ By โeveryone,โ he meant Renoir, Cรฉzanne, Sisley, Degas, and Morisot, and by โthisโ he meant the inaugural show of what would come to be known, initially with disdain, as Impressionism. The future really was now, for those painters, and they could spy it and catch it, en plein air.
Much of โThe Future Was Nowโ is strewn with nuts and boltsโwith the amusing practical agonies of arriving at a workable screenplay, and the no less arduous grind of bringing the damn thing to life. The evolution of movie titles, for example, is an object lesson in near-misses. Scott went through โAndroid,โ โMechanismo,โ and the blunted dullness of โDangerous Daysโ before landing on the lethal edge of โBlade Runner.โ I knew that โE.T.โ was known as โE.T. and Me,โ and before that as โNight Skies,โ and before that as โWatch the Skies,โ which had also been mooted as a title for โClose Encounters of the Third Kindโ (1977). What I didnโt realize, until I read โThe Future Was Now,โ is that the earliest script for โE.T.,โ written by John Sayles, featured five alien visitors, one of whom, Scar, mutilated cattle. According to Nashawaty, Scar โcould kill animals with one touch of his long, bony finger.โ Guided by Spielberg, the same digit would reach out, light up, and touch the brow of Elliott, the young human hero, in a climactic blessing.
Likewise, the rigmarole of casting, recounted in hindsight, becomes a fusillade of dodged bullets. As often as not, the right actor hits the right role through a mixture of availability, affordability, and luck, but we can still be aghast at what might have gone wrong. Take Deckard (Harrison Ford), the protagonist of โBlade Runner,โ whose job is to hunt down replicants: synthetic people, barely distinguishable from the rest of us. Nashawaty reports that not only were Tommy Lee Jones, Nick Nolte, Martin Sheen, and Peter Falkโall of whom might, I guess, have rivalled Ford in the requisite dogged gruffnessโconsidered for the part but so were Al Pacino, Burt Reynolds, and, wait for it, Dustin Hoffman. For more than forty years, a debate has rumbled over whether Deckard himself is a replicant; with Hoffman, there would have been no doubt. (Imagine the audition: โI make the best replicant. Nobody does humanoid like I do.โ) To be fair, itโs hard to picture Ford in a full-length sequinned scarlet dress, as worn by Hoffman in โTootsie,โ released in time for Christmas that same year.
โTootsieโ matters because it feels like a farewellโHollywood saying goodbye, with a satisfying snap, to a finely tooled comic style that had flourished, pretty much, from the maturing of the talkies to the early nineteen-sixties. Todayโs audiences are offered no such treats, and we suffer from that gloomy deficit. Even though โTootsieโ wound up earning almost a hundred and eighty million dollars, more than any other 1982 movie aside from โE.T.,โ it warrants only two fleeting nods in โThe Future Was Now,โ because of the fondness with which the film glances back to the past. It therefore has no place in the thesis that sustains the book. One could, studying the financial returns for the year, point out that โPorkyโsโ (infinitely coarser fare than โTootsie,โ but nonetheless built for laughs) made more money than both โThe Wrath of Khanโ and โPoltergeist,โ but Nashawaty ignores the farcical for the sake of the fantastical. This is not because he lacks a sense of humorโhe previously wrote a whole book, if you please, on โCaddyshack,โ the goofball golfing film, from 1980โbut because his antennas are tuned to the prophetic.
That is why he concentrates on Spielberg, who comes across as Hollywoodโs prime fortune-teller, and also as the one person who could arrange those fortunes to his liking. He dreamed up what we wanted to watch. Itโs amazing to observe the wit and the sheer industry with which one project was hurled onto the heels of another. In Nashawatyโs account, much of โE.T.โ was hatched by Spielberg โon his downtime on the set of โRaiders.โย โ (What downtime?) It was there that he handed over writing duties on โE.T.โ to Melissa Mathison. For his next trick, he doubled up. โEven though Spielberg was also working on โE.T.โ at the time,โ Nashawaty writes, โhe would be present on the set of โPoltergeistโ all but three days of the filmโs twelve-week shoot.โ The blend of the two movies would answer to his emotional constitution. โย โPoltergeistโ is what I fear and โE.T.โ is what I love,โ Spielberg said. โOne is about suburban evil, and the other is about suburban good.โ
But which is which? The answer seems obvious, but look closely at the early scenes of both films and you find that โE.T.โ smarts with the misery of divorce, whereas โPoltergeistโ is about a happy family. Thereโs a relaxing scene in the bedroom of the main couple, where the mother rolls a joint, giggling, and the father reads a copy of โReagan the Man, the President.โ Is there a more precise snapshot of the nineteen-eighties? Like โE.T.,โ in short, โPoltergeistโ is formidably well rooted in the grounds of the ordinary; unseen spirits enter the property via a TV screen (the umbilical cord of America) and, in puckish jest, stack chairs atop the kitchen table. A haunted book flies around and flaps its covers like a butterflyโs wings. Does all of this count as sci-fi and fantasy, the genres to which Nashawaty attends? โPoltergeistโ lurches into horror, whereas โE.T.โ blooms into a fairy tale; neither shares more than an inch of territory with โThe Wrath of Khanโ or โTron.โ Spielberg is a terrestrial, through and through, nowhere more so than in his fantasies. Think of Elliott, introducing his friends to the alien, who needs to go home. โCanโt he just beam up?โ one of them asks. Elliottโs reply is not correct, in any empirical sense, but itโs true to the pulsing heart of the story: โThis is reality, Greg.โ



